Douche fuckle 

A person who kisses ass to gain higher employment in the workplace

Trampus is always kissing ass at work therefore he is a douche fuckle.

Douche fuckle by Twisted0694 March 5, 2024

douchefucker 

1). A phrase uttered in dismay over losing a race in Mario Kart.
2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.

1). You Douchefucker! You keep getting blue shells in second place!
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?

douchefucker by Storyingtelling Sam May 18, 2006

douchefuckle 

an insult used when no other insult is enough to express your anger and/or annoyance.

girl1: dude, Brandon is such a douchefuckle!
girl2: douchefuckle?
girl1: he's such a shithead that no other word seemed appropriate.

douchefuckle by donkeycorns August 11, 2010

douchefuckery

an action or group of actions so retarded that they simultaneously contribute to an individual's status as not only a douchebag, but a complete fucker as well

'Hey did you here about Tom getting fired from mcdonalds?'
'Yeah i heard he was up to all manner of douchefuckery.'

douchefuckery by douchefucker January 22, 2009

douchefuckersaurus 

Someone who displays obvious traits of douchefuckery and has an appearance similar to that of a dinosaur, a douchefuckersaurus.

He keeps saying things do get attention, his back is hunched over, and his arms are eight inches long, he's a douchefuckersaurus.

douchefuckersaurus by Witbomb October 10, 2011

Douchefucker 

A girl who is sexually and/or romantically attracted to men who do not treat her well, and engages in sexual and/or romantic activities with then.

My older sister is a real douchefucker, look at her boyfriend.

Douchefucker by TheSexologist May 6, 2014