Douche Wad

Like a douche bag, but worse.

So, I was crossing the street and this douche wad comes out of nowhere and almost hits me.

by Novella V January 12, 2008

Douche Wad

The act of being a super douche.

Tom, you need to learn your manners and stop being a huge douche wad, so you can get your planner back.

by Reggie Rugburn November 16, 2010

Douche Wad

A really big ass douche, like i mean really big.

Him:Omg miss d is so mean!
Her:yeah she was really being a douche wad today.

by Stephanieooeoooe March 29, 2008

Douche Wad

As of, or pertaining to a smart-ass that thinks he's funny but really isn't. Derived from douche bag.

You're a big douche wad

by Spitfire370 March 12, 2017

douchefad

A fad that someone gets caught up in that ultimately makes them look like a douchebag. Some examples are: The faux hawk, popping collars on a polo shirt, getting a tramp stamp, spray on tans or wearing Ed Hardy clothing.

Friend #1: Did you see that Larry grew a 70's pornstache?

Friend #2: Yeah, what a tool.

Hopefully, that mustache growing douchefad will be over before you know it.

by Larry Tiita March 25, 2011

douchewasher

What some people might call a dishwasher, esp. when they truly hate to load & empty the thing.

Tom, it's your turn to load the douchewasher after dinner!

by Telephony September 7, 2013

douchenado

A huge crowd of fratboys, tourists, and other people that you don't want to be around that invade a cool place and ruin it for everyone else.

The bar was cool until a douchenado from Jersey showed up around midnight. We had to leave.

by Ms. Merrz January 2, 2014