douche towel 

1 A person who is lame or sucks. 2 a towel used for ,drying a vagina after doucheing.

"Why is Joey being a douche towel"?

What a douche towel.

I wonder if thats Katys douche towel?

douche towel by mongloid sterngth June 4, 2009

douche-towel 

man in fruity banana undies found typically in dumpsters soaking his balls in gravy

WOW Tony you're such a douche-towel

Faggot, douche-towel butthole

douche-towel by FlossyMango - My xbox gamer April 7, 2009

Douche Tower

Douche Tower refers to any and all douchey bastards who write far to specific definitions for any derivative of the word douche. For example douche nugget, douche nozzle, douchetard, etc.

The douche tower who wrote the definition for douche waffle is a total douche melon.

Douche Tower by Cap'n Toehead September 19, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008