Douche Paddle

Someone who is bigger then a douche bag, yet smaller then a douche canoe. Thus meaning the Douche Paddle For the Douche Canoe.

Person 1 - 'Alright, you get half a quarter of my burger.'

Person 2 - 'Dude I haven't eaten since yesterday!'

Person 1 - 'Too bad, fag.

Person 2 - 'Dude you are such a Douche Paddle.

by JezzInMyPants November 1, 2009

douche puddle

A term for someone who commits heinous acts of douche-baggery. Basically, a huge douche-bag.

What's worse than a girl that douches? A girl that leaves a puddle of used douche solution on the floor...Douche Puddle.

Jim: Man, Trey got two different girls pregnant last night...
Charles: What a douche puddle...
Jim: Yeah, rampantly douche.

by bri0n January 15, 2008

douchewaddle

Douchewaddle is a synonym for douchebag,it's like douchebag's cooler younger brother.

"i can't believe those girls tried to pull that, what douchewaddles"

by Joakie February 27, 2009