Douche Missle

Someone that is such a big douche bag that they might actually explode.

That douche missle better get the fuck out of my house.

by Vance Birznasty March 3, 2004

Douche Missile

A douche of extreme proportion, known to terrorize the undouched world with his/her annoying and entirely useless presence, pathetic witticisms, and overall offensiveness.

Dan is not your average douche. He is a flaming douche missile.

by dbag5000 May 1, 2005