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Douche McGouche 

One who trots about with beliefs that they have infinite wisdom in academic matters and feels it is necessary to point out what others should know via physical gestures, all whilst having the best of intentions in mind. Also, one who relentlessly corrects others in the most inconsequential of matters.
Cool guy:
"Man, that dude Inaki sure knows a lot about the stuff we covered in class today."

D. McGouche:
"BRO! His name is pronounced "Iñaki", you forgot to pronounce the "ñ""

Cool guy:
"You are such a Douche McGouche!"
Douche McGouche by D-lux May 1, 2013
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Douche McGouche 

a nickname for someone who is (or is acting like) a douchebag
A: (to B) Did Johnny stand us up again?!?
B: Yeah. Douche McGouche better hope i don't kick his ass next time i see him.
Douche McGouche by freigo November 18, 2006

Douche mcgouche 

A person who is more douchey than the average douche.
That man standing with the other douches is definitely the douche mcgouche of the bunch!
Douche mcgouche by Canditoc January 19, 2017

Douche-McGouche 

An individual of questionable morality who has taken the art of douche-baggery to new heights; heights so high it is almost unfathomable.
Person A: Hey, how was that new photographer?
Person B: He ate nachos and hit on our co-workers. He was a total Douche-McGouche
Douche-McGouche by David Krapinschitz November 14, 2018

Douche Magouche 

A douche magouche a person that brings the word douche bag to the ultimate extreme. A person that has gone above and beyond to show that he is not worthy of any kind of relationship whether it be social or romantic. This person has tried to fool others into thinking that he is an honest person and true to his word but he is a FAILURE!
My ex boyfriend is a complete Douche Magouche.
Douche Magouche by amberwambertamber November 24, 2010

Douche McDouche 

Someone that is such a douche that you have to say "douche" twice to really hit the nail on the head.
Douche McDouche by Tubzilla January 20, 2009

douche magouche 

Being a super douche. Used especially towards cape codders.
" Pat, quit being a douche magouche and just suck my dick dry" screamed Ben
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