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Double Parked

New Zealand term for the state of a person who has opened another beer before finishing their first, resulting in them holding two bottles.
Hah look at Nick! He's double parked.
Double Parked by Stcst June 9, 2018

Double Parked

To double up on beverages, usually alcoholic. When one is double parked, the subject will have both drinks in front of them, and will either alternate between them or store one for later. This tactic is often used to minimize trips to the bar. Not to be confused with double fisting, which is entirely misleading.
"Nas was double parked the other night at the Rose Hotel".

double parked

A woman taking 2 dicks at the same time, doggy style
Did you see that slut get double parked in that porno?
double parked by ub3rst4r August 4, 2014

Double Parked

When you take a crap on top of someone else's unflushed dump.
"I had to go really bad, but the shitter was plugged with someone's turd. So I just double parked it."
Double Parked by Back Alley Creeper. December 10, 2024

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026