Double Boner 

When a man gets 2 boners at once.

Me: Holy shit dude, did you see that milf?

You: Hell yeah man, she gave me a DOUBLE BONER.

Double Boner by Dirtytacos February 26, 2009

Double Boner Backflip

In an all-male threesome, two men lay on their backs with their penises touching to create a "Double Boner." The third male, standing on an elevated platform positioned above the other performers, proceeds to do a backflip off of the platform. At the end of the rotation, the diver will land with the two penises engorged in his rectum successfully completing the "Double Boner Backflip."

Man 1: "Hey man, how's Kappa Alpha pledgeship at the University of Tulsa going?"

Man 2: "Well it was kind of boring until they made us do Double Boner Backflips with each other."

Double Boner Backflip by User 156 January 23, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016