Double Suzukis 

1. A sexual act exclusively involving people of Asian ethnicity in which Participant A violently pleasures Participants B and C concurrently, using a combination of both manual and oral stimulation. Participant A is usually in the seated or kneeling position while Participants B and C are standing. Participant A is commonly referred to as "The Last Samurai"

A variant of the "reverse ski poles"

2. A fantasy baseball strategy usually reserved for the cunning (or desperate) in which one team drafts both Ichiro Suzuki and Kurt Suzuki in the same fantasy baseball draft.

Brian drowned in both shame and seminal fluid after doling out Double Suzukis to Chang and Daiki.

Double Suzukis by DickMoxie July 21, 2011