Double Loser 

A double loser is the ultimate insult, it is twice a loser, if you are called this you should commit suicide

Joseph T. W. is a double loser!!!!!!!1111

Double Loser by Shifter October 24, 2004

Double Loser 

A double loser, once coupled with numerous quotes from the infamous Shifter, can break down even the strongest of men and drive them to their own death. A common misconception is that once these words are uttered, the receiver of this insult is instantly killed. This is not far from the truth, but only Shifter can deliver that instantaneous death that many fear.

Non-Shiter: You're a double loser!
Person: Hurtful, yet ineffective.

Shiter: You're a double loser!
Person: *Heart Explodes*

Double Loser by Gordon Freeman February 8, 2005

super loser double feature 

A 'Super Loser Double Feature' is going to see two or more movies in one evening by yourself. Said person is alone by choice, unavailability of real/imaginary friends or hatred of other humans. Kiosks are used to purchase tickets so same ticket counter does not see said person twice. Antisocial behavior maybe exhibited if noisy family or seat kickers sit to close. In some situations said person will go to multiple theaters to completely avoid being identified as a double dipper.

Last Saturday Jason had a rare Super Loser Double Feature night at the movies after none of his 'friends' called him back.

super loser double feature by realtalljason July 4, 2011

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun 

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.

My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun by crashdagamer December 30, 2021