Double Dandy

The act of playing two girls at once, usually one from a different school or college than the other, but still fucking them both without them having a clue whats going on.

Dude I was fucking this chick from Georgia then I came back to Florida and fucked the other chick im in with, what a double dandy i have working.

Double Dandy by theace October 14, 2012

double daddy 

A dude, other than your father, porking your mother.

Person A: I fucked your mom.

Person B: Screw you, asshole.

Person A: Hey, respect your double daddy.

double daddy by 111213 November 13, 2013

Daddy double fisting 

similar to double fisting, but even better with daddy flavor. A beer in one hand, a bottle, sippy cup, or any other childrens drinking device in the other hand.

Daddy double fisting at grandmas, while johnny plays with aunt mary.

Daddy double fisting by Daddydutchboy December 25, 2010

doubledaddy 

A father who handles his responsibility and his deadtbeat exlovers

Got a methhead prostitute pregnant, guess Im gonna be a doubledaddy!!

doubledaddy by Whodeeney September 30, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019