Dorito Finger

The medical condition you get when you have just finished polishing of a family size bag of the nacho cheese flavored doritos and you have all the cheese on your fingertips, giving it an orange flavor. The only known remedies are sucking on your finger until the cheese comes off, or wiping off the cheese on your pants.

Person 1: "Hey man, you wanna play rock paper scissors?"

Person 2: "Nah bro, I got a bad case of dorito finger"

or

Person 1: "Dude can I play some Xbox now?"

Person 2: "As soon as you get rid of your dorito finger, I dont want the controller to turn orange."

Dorito Finger by brainsbrainsbrains June 2, 2009

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Dorito finger

When a person with short, fat fingers fingers a girl after eating Doritos. He will never wash his hands.

Did you hear about Paulie? She got Dorito fingered by her boyfriend!

Dorito finger by beavispresley April 20, 2009

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Dorito finger • doritoingers • dorito • Dorito Face • Dorito syndrome • dorito balls • Dorito Chip • Dorito Dick • Dorito effect • Dorito gene

Dorito finger

After eating many snack products one might be found. It refers to the thick "flavor" powder that gets stuck to your finger after eating that style of snack food

Johny had mad Dorito finger after pounding a whole bag of awesome snacks

Dorito finger by Dr Cheese April 30, 2009

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Dorito Fingers

When you get Doritos on your fingers and cant wipe them off.

girl in romantic movie- grab my hand
guy- hell no i got Dorito Fingers

Dorito Fingers by Alexlikestogetcrunk March 15, 2011

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doritoingers

Doritoingers are similar to chingers. Chingers are the fingers which have cheetoh seasoning on them after consuming cheetohs, whilst doritoingers are the fingers with doritio seasoning on them.

"The best part of the doritos is the doritoingers."

doritoingers by Bill Gates loves December 11, 2008

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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