Doppyflong
The practice of beating someone with a bag or burlap sack full of large dildos. An alternative practice is sewing the dildos to the outside of the bag prior to the beating.
Doppyflong by Doppyflonger April 26, 2025
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Doppyflong
The practice of beating someone with a bag or burlap sack filled with large dildos. An alternative version allows for the sewing or fastening of the dildos to the outside of the bag, thus creating a "doppyflong mace"
Doppyflong by Doppyflonger April 28, 2025
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Doppyflong Mace
The next level of a "doppyflong" wherein you sew or fasten several large dildos to the outside of a bag or to the end of a stick, then beat someone with the doppyflong mace
Doppyflong Mace by Doppyflonger April 28, 2025
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