Definitions by Doppyflonger

Doppyflong Mace 

The next level of a "doppyflong" wherein you sew or fasten several large dildos to the outside of a bag or to the end of a stick, then beat someone with the doppyflong mace

I will fashion a doppyflong mace and humble this knave for his insolence

Doppyflong Mace by Doppyflonger April 28, 2025

Doppyflong 

The practice of beating someone with a bag or burlap sack filled with large dildos. An alternative version allows for the sewing or fastening of the dildos to the outside of the bag, thus creating a "doppyflong mace"

If you dont stop being retarded, I'm going to straight up doppyflong your ass!

Doppyflong by Doppyflonger April 28, 2025

Doppyflong 

The practice of beating someone with a bag or burlap sack full of large dildos. An alternative practice is sewing the dildos to the outside of the bag prior to the beating.

Quit being gay or else I'm going to fucking Doppyflong your ass!

Doppyflong by Doppyflonger April 26, 2025