Caused by constantly receiving phone calls or texts for drugs and repeatedly hearing the same ringtone or text alert.

Symptoms may include, irritability, short attention span, broken phones, random acts of aggression, skimpy bags, slow service, and shitty product... Some sufferers may also have large amounts of rubber banded money in there possession causing there pocket to bulge.
The dopeman through his phone at the ground because he was getting so many calls, he has dopeman's phone syndrome
by S.G.O.G LAMBO January 1, 2011
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