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Dopeical Assystance

When you’re sick or almost there and your fav pulls up like the paramedics.
Just with no degree or diploma ion kno lol
Pg

Example:
“I was two sneezes away from meeting God until the assyst arrived.”
“I was two sneezes away from

seein god

Till a so bhad thaught

pulled

up with Dopeical Assystance yAh

Ras-ta big-shot -win-from - slots
Fine wine pew dat rra ta ta”
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Dopeical Assystance

PG:
When you’re sick as a dog and your fav pulls up like the medics.
Instantly revived from a tolerance break that was a bit too long so u started to feel it
“I was two sneezes away from meeting God until the Dopeical Assystance arrived from a bhad thaught.”
Rasta big shot win from slots
I be on that beat with geeked adlibs eYAh
•”Im sick i need an assyst”•
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Dopeical Assystance

When you’re dope sick or almost there and your homie or the plug pulls thru like the paramedics with aid
“Yo im throwing up and dry heaving bro i need Dopeical assystance. Pleeeeasse tell me you got something.”
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