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(noun)
1. The doormouse who floats out of a teapot in Alice In Wonderland with fireworks exploding around him while he sings. Quite trippy.
2. (Modern usage) Someone who is always singing randomly and badly. Often they sing any song, regardless of actual original tempo, quite slowly. They know they are singing badly, but they don't care. Can be cute at first, but often leads to fatal accidents, such as being strangled.
1. "Twinkle, twinkle, little, bat. How I wonder, what you're at. Up above the world you flyyy, like a tea-tray, in the skyyy."
2. Person 1: Gooo askkk aliceeeee, ohhh sheee'ss teenn feett talllll....
Person 2: Shut up dude, you're such a doormouse.
doormouse by ClaireV. November 21, 2007
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dormouse cheeks 

The act of grinning that makes your cheeks fill out. Often used by British politicians and US Senators.
British PM Tony Blair is a prime example.

Dormousegurner 

An ecstacy consumer of diminutive stature, usually in posession of disproportionally large ears and teeth
see the swiggle on that Dormousegurner!! looked like it might bite..
Dormousegurner by RShar April 27, 2008

door mouse 

A censored version of "dumb ass" for use in front of your kids or co-workers.

Code for "A total moron"
Mom: Johnny's friend is a total door mouse. He got a pencil stuck up his nose again at school.

Dad: I know what you mean. This is the second time. Maybe they shouldn't play together so much.

Johnny: Do door mice like pencils, mommy?
door mouse by Horshack May 14, 2010

doorhorseafish 

1) a horse that had coitus with a door and a fish. thus producing a doorhorseafish.

2) referring to male genitals

3) a creature that lurks at the bottom of the ocean that only eats wood and drinks water, but doesn't eat soggy wood.
Grandma got run over by a doorhorseasfish
Oh my you have such a large doorhorseafish
*unknow white rapper* "what rhymes with metamorphosis?" *special friend* "I know DOORHORSEAFISH!!"
doorhorseafish by ADPmeta April 28, 2011

dormouse 

ubercool resident of the massassi temple. role model for all
"<Ford> Dormouse is only the single coolest person in all of massassiland"
dormouse by Anonymous April 5, 2003

Dormouse 

A rat like being. A full on sind. Proper spick head with ret like features. Born into family of insest. Not worth what it would take to shoot this pathetic low life little cunt. Often known to use such vocabulary as "bothered" or "dear then". To be consistently abused and eventually shot on sight. A right 'tard.
What a fucking tosser that Dormouse is