1) a horse that had coitus with a door and a fish. thus producing a doorhorseafish.

2) referring to male genitals

3) a creature that lurks at the bottom of the ocean that only eats wood and drinks water, but doesn't eat soggy wood.
Grandma got run over by a doorhorseasfish
Oh my you have such a large doorhorseafish
*unknow white rapper* "what rhymes with metamorphosis?" *special friend* "I know DOORHORSEAFISH!!"
by ADPmeta April 10, 2011
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