doodle flop

an adjective meaning "not worth a damn."
originating in the south.

My husband can't clean a house worth a doodle flop.

by Roxie October 19, 2004

Doodle flop

The male version of boob wobble

Did you see Noah’s doodle flop as he ran down the stairs?

by wangtown March 19, 2024

doodle flop

The male version of boob wobble

Did you see him run down the stairs with no underwear on? He had doodle flop

by definedreasoning March 26, 2024

flop doodle

a dickhead

Shut up you flop doodle !!

by flopdoodle5000 January 3, 2018

Doodleflip

A polite innuendo to say "have sex".

"I think those two lovebirds over there are gunna doodleflip."

"Yo bitch wanna doodleflip after twerk?"

by Nehshin July 27, 2013

doodleflap

To swing or sway your phallus ( see doodle ) around loosely, either by malicous intent or by accident.

1: We were just sitting on the couch when mr szalay jr ran into the room stripped off his pants and proceeded to doodleflap maliciously.

2: Tommy ran from the shower to the towel closest , unintentionally doodlefapping as he ran.

by deplorablesloth March 12, 2016

quantum-doodleflapper

A quantum-doodleflapper is a person who can't stop to conflate the mysterious nature of quantum mechanics and the mysterious nature of their particular superstitious belief. The gaps in our understanding of quantum mechanics are filled in with the persons favourite pet hypothesis for consciousness, existence or any other big question about the fundamental nature of the cosmos.

"There was a quantum-doodleflapper in the debate who kept asserting quantum mechanics prove humans have a soul and other various magical abilities."

by Be Loyal July 4, 2020