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donut bumper 

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A lesbian. See "carpet muncher," "tuna taco gourmet," or "dyke."
No wonder that chick wouldn't give me any play. I found out that she's a donut bumper.
donut bumper by Sprocket the Dog October 4, 2003
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donut bumper • Donut Bumber • donut • donut hole • donut puncher • donut shop • donut boy • donut bumpin' • donut day • Donut Fuck

Donut Bumper 

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A lesbian. The term refers to the sex position scissoring (✂️) in which two girls rub their pussies together to orgasm. Donut = Vagina

Bumper = Bumping donuts together.
Lizzy is a slutty donut bumper, she scissored 21 girls at a nightclub!
Donut Bumper by imsokoolllll October 22, 2023
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Donut Bumber 

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The act of punching and penetrating a persons ass hole in one motion.
Josh if you don't stop killing me I will donut bumber your ass.
Donut Bumber by Bumber January 12, 2008
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Witch Bath 

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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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sexspan 

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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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