Don’t tie your laces

Advice you give to people entering high school is they don’t want to get ass fucked

Pretty much the school equivalent of dropping the soap
”Hey Man, starting my freshman, any tips?”

“Don’t tie your laces”

“Why?”

Proceeds to do so and loses anal virginity
by V1dur4n September 14, 2019
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