Don't be like Donald Trump

After the political/social/moral/ethical raping that the ruthlessly arrogant and soulless antichrist did to America, the American people and democracy, this will be a new idiom we will have to teach future generations. Donald Trashtrump sold himself and the U.S.A. to the Russian dictator Vladimir Putin in order to be installed in the White House in 2016. He is a FASCIST criminal who is guilty of violating the Constitution, all the laws of man and God. His bullying arrogance and narcissism are unbounded. He is an incestuous pedo raping Caligula. All previous Presidents - good, bad, ugly have a positive trait to them somewhere. Trumpster has NONE. NO redeeming value, NO class whatsoever. NO living ex-President endorsed or supported Trump's 2020 election bid. He's a sore loser who tried to launch a coup to overthrow the Congress (Republicans AND Democrats and such alike!). He's utterly worthless and needs to be executed by the government, and then have capital punishment abolished FOREVER. An evil antichrist.

1.Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to grovel on his hands and feet and hold the nails in his teeth for Jimmy Carter's Habitat For Humanity house building projects.

2. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to lick the late George Bush's wheelchair wheels.

3. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to suck Bill Clinton's dong.
4. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to lick the paint palette that George W Bush uses for his hobby (and W makes good paintings, folks!).
5. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to tongue-clean the Obama home toilet bowl.
6. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to wear a dog collar, walk on his hands and knees and scoop up dog poop with his face.
7. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to eat a used Kotex from a woman whose pussy he grabs and brags about like the juvenile that he is.

DON'T BE LIKE DONALD TRUMP.

Don't be like Donald Trump by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 12, 2022

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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