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Domingo's Nerds 

A small group of 10 or so geeks/nerds that gather after school in Mr. Domingo's classroom. While some kids are reading and/or studying there, they participate in the unholy Academic Decathlon. They laugh at the stupidest of things, in which the jokes are questionable at best.

These are some of the kids I can recall that are Domingo's Nerds: (names may not be included)

•Responsible, helpful, blue-eyed Nazi that can be noted as the ring leader.
•Short Japanese girl with a high pitched voice.
•Pastey white male that tends to read in the back of the room.
•Bulky white male with a comically oversized goatee. Tends to say "Hello, friends!" with an idiotic look on his face. Possibly a homosexual since he requests hugs from men.
•Filipino male that hasn't completely fallen to Domingo's manipulation.
•Ping, an Asian that solves Rubik's Cubes. Nuff' said.
•Pong, shorter Asian prodigy of mine.
•Korean female that tries to be Japanese.
Alan, Domingo's Nerds refer to him as "Keith". He looks British.
•Massively overweight Filipino girl.
Domingo's Nerds Classroom Example:

Mr. Domingo: "Alright, here's the toss-up! What is the term for the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter?"
*Goat boy buzzes in*
Goat Boy: Eisenberg's Theory!
*classroom erupts in laughter*

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The Domino's Effect 

The effect that Domino's pizza has on you abput 15 hours after you eat it.

domino's pizza company, as you may know, is a place to call when you're sitting around at 2:00 am (most likely intoxicated)starving to death.

However, your impulse decisions will eventually bring on the Domino's Effect within 15 hours or less. Signs of the Domino's effect are:
1) extreme amounts of gas, including farting and sulfuric acid/carbon dioxide belches.
2) trips to the restroom about 4 times per half an hour for anywhere from 2 - 9 hours.
3) green diarrhea and excretion of all consumed liquids (soda, water, beer, juice, etc.)
4) a slight comatose feeling

When you get the Domino's Effect, it's best to just wait it out. Don't make plans for the next day or two, and keep a trusty container of Rollaids at hand.
"We were starving out of our minds when we decided to call a pizza place. Domino's delevered 45 minutes later, and we were all satisfied. The next day, in the afternoon, I wasn't feeling good, when I realized: The Domino's Effect has started...."

Domino's Surprise 

The act of defecating in a pizza box then delivering it to an unsuspecting victim's doorstep. The box may or may not also contain actual pizza. Invented as a vengeance prank at Ohio University in Athens, Ohio circa 1986.
You should have seen the look on her face when she got the Domino's Surprise.

The Domino's Effect 

A phenomenon in which an individual consumes a large portion of fast food, and subsequently has to shit only 10 minutes later. The Domino's Effect defy's all that is known about the digestive system. This commonly occurs after eating food from a Domino's pizzeria, but may also occur with other places such as Taco Bell.
Man 1: Oh my god. I literally finished eating my cheesy bread 5 minutes ago, but already need to take a dump.

Man 2: Yet another tragic, yet mystifying case of The Domino's Effect.

Domino's Effect

The awkward stomach and bowel movements the day after eating a Domino's pizza.
"Tim are you okay?"
"No, I've had the trots this morning after last night's pizza"
"Oh, that's the Domino's Effect"
Domino's Effect by K-Dogg 81 July 18, 2018

Domino's mouth 

that feeling when you've just finished a dominos and you really need to drink some water
I've got domino's mouth after eating that pizza
Domino's mouth by greg likes food November 8, 2018

domino's 

the pizza company you think of first when you want a fast delivery, or to pass a bad check.
I'm hungry, but I don't have any cash, so I called Domino's.