Eons ago, in a time before
man, before dinosaurs, before
god there was Dolph Lundgren. Since the
dawn of time Dolph has walked umong
humans and protected us from great evils. when giant 16 limbed aliens invaded earth in 542
B.C. it was Dolph who turned their own weapons against them and drove them away. To this day he remains the only
man to have ever punched out a dinosaur. while Dolph is clearly not affected by age, it is rumoured that he is also impervious all known toxins and weapons, close combat, projectile and energy based alike. not even the vile, destructive nature of women can destroy Dolph. contrary to popular belief, Dolph Lundgren is not super-human as he is actually not human. Dolph is the personification of pure masculinity. if Dolph Lundgren were a
sound, he'd sound like Metal. in his spare time, while not protecting the earth Dolph likes to make
awesome movies. i highly recommend Big Trouble in Little China Town and Universal Soldier.
Bow before the
feet of mighty Dolph Lundgren, though he wouldn't ask you to cause he's really a pretty nice
guy.
smart too, I.Q. of approx. 170 and multi-lingual. nonetheless, BOW!
