What is a Dog? Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. They growl when they are not happy. When you want to play, they want to play. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They are great at begging. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies. They leave their toys everywhere. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: Dogs are men in little fur coats.
Me: hello doggy

Dog: (licks)

Me: ghaaaaa
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precious species which should be protected and treated with love at all times. too pure for this cruel world in which we live in
i love dog
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Mans best friend,comes in all shapes and sizes,always hungry,don`t talk back, constantly listening for the word bye-bye,wont ever pass up a back scratch
Fee Fee loved to go bye bye,and then have one of the nieghbor dogs push her home.
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The dog is a domesticated canine which has been selectively bred over millennia for various behaviours, sensory capabilities, and physical attributes.
She brought her dog with her.
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Dogs are loyal and loving. They are super sweet and love to play with you. Dogs will reflect how you treat them, so if you want your dog to love you, then love it. Dogs are happy and smart and obedient. They are active and will always make you smile. Your dog will do whatever it takes to be by your side when you need them. A bond with a dog is so much more than a friend. It is love. Dogs are man's (and women's) best friend. Love your dog.
Whoever said a diamond was a girl's best friend never had a dog.

You'll never walk alone because I'll always be with you. Love, your dog.
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