Dog Paws

A popular college drinking game that is similar to "Edward 40 Hands", only the difference is that instead of fourties, you hold two bottles of MD 20/20 aka "Mad Dog". The rules of the game are that you always have a bottle in each hand (With the option of duct taping them to your hand so nobody backs out), and you HAVE to finish both bottles.

Jim - "Dude, let's play some Edward 40 Hands tonight!"
DJ - "Naw man, I'm not feeling beer. Let's get sexy drunk off some wine!"
Jim - "Even better! We can do both! Let's play some Dog Paws!"

by IMcINasty September 30, 2009

Dog Paw

Obnoxious bulge in the male pelvic region. The male equivalent of a "camel toe"

Kathryn could not help but stare at Mark's dog paw through the entire meeting.

by brown cobra September 7, 2010

dog paw

to jerk off with your thumb toward the base of your penis

(action verb) Meric frequently dog paw's to pictures in National Geographic.

by Shockers May 5, 2006

dog paw

When a dog stands in shit which results in them gaining a dog paw.

Fido just stood in shit and now he has a dog paw.

by Jeeves and Wooster May 17, 2007

swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws

It’s the same forwards and backwards

swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws is a cool saying

by Thomasfaj03 September 4, 2020

dirty dog paw

When you're fingering a girl's asshole and you get shit on your hand and you just shove it in her pussy and continue on.

I just gave Maliya a dirty dog paw. Now both her holes stink like shit!

by Scooterfudge May 31, 2024

Dog's Paw Tuesday

A day (can be any day) when everything is going really well then something goes terribly wrong.

This sunny summer day has become a real dog's paw Tuesday after finding out I got fired.

This hike turned into a real dog's paw Tuesday after the bear ate Teresa.

by pinkyndabrain June 15, 2023