Dog Dick

An expression if disapproval.

Friend: "My girlfriend pegged me while I was sleeping"
Me: "That's dog dick"

by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 18, 2021

Dog Dick

1. An uncircumcised penis.

2. The dick of a dog.

1. "I'm glad that I'm cut. Dog dick looks fuckin nasty."

2. "Haha, look at that dog. He's got a dog dick."
"No shit Sherlock...."

by What the shit? January 16, 2009

Dog Dick

When you have to take a shit so bad that the tip of the terd slowly makes it's way out of your anus and quickly goes back inside. (The same way a dog's penis moves when it becomes erect).

Damn yo, I hada take a shit so bad I had a bad case of dog dick.

by miggelzworth October 22, 2010

Dog Dicking

When a vehicle is exiting a parking lot and waiting for an opportunity to drive into the road lanes while positioning the front bumper or front half of the vehicle to block incoming traffic.

I can't get around this dog dicking driver.

by stewie__08 June 1, 2020

dog dicked

Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.

Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."

by mhansen October 18, 2017

dog dick

A dog dick is when a guy's pubes start to migrate up the shaft. Usually 1-2 inches up the shaft is hairy. Trimming only makes it grow in thicker.

This chick said she loved guys with dog dicks, but she never gave me a blowjob. I think the crabs turned her off.

by Karl Brutenowsky October 15, 2006

dog's dick

1. A poor example of its type.
2. Something that is broken or failing, often mechanical.

The opposite of dogs bollocks. Mainly British use.

'That was a dog's dick of a chat up, mate.'
'That CG125 of yours is a dog's dick.'

by black_dog March 27, 2007