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Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

Someone that has to know something about something or they couldn't tie their shoes.
You should be as aggressive as possible when saying this.
Matto: Did you know about it?
Anon: I don't know anything, man.
Matto: YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!

disingenuous dense motherfucker 

someone that can not tie their shoes
matto: you disingenuous dense motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person (typically a motherfucker) that doesn’t know anything about what they are talking about, and they can’t take in easy to understand information.
You disingenuous dense motherfucker, obviously you need to know something about something or you couldn’t tie your shoes.

YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER 

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Disengenuious dense motherfucker 

An insult used when someone is promoting false information about something/ one to the world
YOU DISENGENUIOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU'D HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker 

A man who cannot tie his shoes.
Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.
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