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Dirty Vacuum

When you dont wash your penis for about a week and then let a girl "Suck You Up"
Yeah, i didnt wash my shit for about a week, and then she gave me a dirty vacuum.
Dirty Vacuum by Hoos Hoos Samosees December 18, 2005

the dirty vacuum 

occurs when a woman is sucking your dick and you decide to flatulate and as you are doing so she sucks it out of your ass.
Luis P-- ooo that feels so good suck my dick baby!

Random girl- did you just fart? imma suck it out!

Luis P-- yeah baby girl thats "the dirty vacuum!"