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Dirty Teabag 

A Dirty Teabag is when you get a girl whos down to suck your ball sack. But before letting her suck your balls you go to the bathroom take a huge shit and clog the toliet on purpose then with the shit infused water you keep flushing the toliet bowl intill the water rise enough to fully surmerge your entire ball sack. (You my want to hold your dick out of the way but its up to you) then you go out the bathroom and let the trick put your dirty direahha water soaked balls in her mounth , bone apple teeth
My gf pissed me off so i dirty teabaged her.

#tellyourfriends
Dirty Teabag by Hamster12125 November 3, 2017

Dirty Tea Bag 

A variation of the Tea Bag where the man faces away from the woman, putting his asshole directly over her face while dipping his nutsack into and out of her mouth.
She loved the smell of my ass so much that she insisted I give her a Dirty Tea Bag every night before bed.

Dirty Tea Bag 

A variation of the Tea Bag where the man faces away from the woman, putting his asshole directly over her face while dipping his nutsack into and out of her mouth.
She loved the smell of my ass so much that she insisted I give her a Dirty Tea Bag every night before bed.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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