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dirty mind 

1. A person whose thoughts are perverted and simple ideas and sentence become filthy, sexual, or gory inside their heads.
Paul: You want a banana?

Jerry: Eww man sick. I don't roll that way.

Paul: Dude you have a dirty mind. All I was doing was ofeering you a piece of tropical fruit.

Jerry: Uh you sick bastard!

Paul: (sigh) Here we go again.
dirty mind by Kalekona May 13, 2006

dirty mind 

Try this little test, and see if you can figure out the word that I am thinking of based on these three clues:

1. It is a four letter word.
2. It is a term for a woman.
3. It ends in the letters U-N-T.
If the first word that came to your mind wasn't "aunt", then you have a dirty mind.
dirty mind by Penbiks January 6, 2009

Dirty Mind 

When a person is dirty minded, they think abt anything weird, even Yum-Yum Fats from you chest..
They will probably think of something sexual more often then a person that isnt dirty minded.
like if you find 2 basketballs and someone gave you a stick.. wtf would that be if you put it in the centre of the 2 basketballs..
*You*: Hey!! Do you know what starts with p, is inside pants and you can put something in it??

*Dirty minded friend*: Uhh.. i dont think you wanna know

*You*: ITS A POCKET!!

*Dirty minded friend*: oh.. i thought it was something uhh.. lets say dirty-
Dirty Mind by 2DRY4U December 9, 2021

dirty mind 

It's a word you use when someone is being kinda sus, Like when you say something but someone hears it inappropriately.
Person 1: OMG THAT'S REALLY BIG

Person 2: ...WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

Person 2: *opens door*

Person 1: hm?

person 3: we were just talking about how big my closet was

person 2: oh ok...

person 2: *closes door*

person 2: I'm Dirty Minded

dirty mind syndrome 

dirty mind syndrome

n.
abr. DMS

Something usually experienced by those for whom sex is a large part of every-day life. Basically the act of taking any innocent thought or expression, and suggesting (or considering) something dirty arising from it.
Normal girl: "So I took hold of this big pole-"
Person with DMS: "Yeah, I BET you did ;)"
Normal girl: "You and your DMS..."

- example of dirty mind syndrome
dirty mind syndrome by -BOFH- September 22, 2005

no dirty mind intended

No dirty mind intended, or NDMI is used when someone wants to say something that soinfs suspicious but does not intend to make it sound suspicious, it is the opposite word for sinful mind and vicious mind.
Jake:"my sister is so stubburn, no matter how hard i HIT her she still would not obey me."
Sam:"well, you might need to hit her harder. No dirty mind intended THOUGH."
no dirty mind intended by mevss October 20, 2022