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Dirty Kylie

When a girl performs a Houdini-like act in the bedroom on someone she hates. Before one last round of sex, she politely excuses herself to the restroom and proceeds to give herself an enema with water and instead of draining the liquid, she holds it in. She then proceeds to brag about "being a sqirter" and proceeds to ride the lucky man's face. As he continues to eat her pussy, she fakes a climax and proceeds to shit the liquid into his mouth.
Dennis: "Hey Michael why the sour look on your face man?"

Michael: "Oh man, my girl shit an enema in my mouth last night. She said it's called a Dirty Kylie. I should have never screwed her over. Im done with bitches, I think I'm gonna be gay from now on."
Dirty Kylie by McChopper October 16, 2019
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Dirty Kylie

A wanna be scream queen slut who will have sex with any man that looks in her direction. Wanna be witch. Will bribe men to come over to “smoke them out” just so she can ride their dick. She is the lowest form of human life that exists. Typically can be found in several men’s inboxes or sucking dick for money. A dirty Kylie often has one dick in her mouth and one in each of her hands. She’ll say she’s in love with her ex Eric but he hates her guts because of how much she cheated on him. Don’t befriend a Dirty Kylie. She will screw you over then play the victim. She will be alone forever because guys will only speak to her because she’s incredibly easy to get on her back. Typically a rebound girl.
Guy 1: “Did you see Dirty Kylie at the party the other night?”

Guy 2: “Yea, she was getting a train ran on her in the kitchen.”

Guy 1: “Yea all of those guys have STD’s now.”
Dirty Kylie by Kittygirl95 June 5, 2020

Dirty kylie

The act of cheating on a partner in the act of prostitution
Jim: bro you know you're girl is pulling a dirty kylie right??

Danny: I'm sure she is oh well I got what I wanted bro
Dirty kylie by Jacket hanger June 21, 2020

Dirty kylie

The act of cheating on a partner in the act of prostitution
Jim: yo you know you're girl is pulling a dirty kylie right??

Dan: eh I already knew
Dirty kylie by Jacket hanger June 21, 2020

dirty kyle 

After blowing a load into a condom take off the condom and slap the girl in the face with it
After having terrible sex i pulled a dirty kyle on the girl
dirty kyle by chris kyle January 20, 2009

Dirty Kyle 

A man takes a funnel and shoves the end up a chicks ass. He then proceeds to dump a monster BFC into her booty hole. This is then followed by an intense tongue punch session to her fartbox, while getting the taste of his favorite energy drink. This is then all followed up with a devastating punch to the nearest drywall. Monster and booty does that to a kyle.
Damn kyle really be kyleing, be gave my girlfriend a dirty kyle
Dirty Kyle by ItsAKyle April 2, 2020

Dirty Kyle 

You're not my dad Dirty Kyle!
Dirty Kyle by Hehe, you know who April 21, 2020
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