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Dirty Fozzie 

The "Dirty Fozzie" is a sexual act mentioned by Ted in the Seth McFarlane movie "Ted."

It is when a magically-animated bear performs oral sex on someone, and then kisses with the resulting wet, plush mouth.
"Ted went down on me last night, and we Dirty Fozzied for, like, 10 minutes. It was ah-some."
Dirty Fozzie by Mindcrime December 23, 2012
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Dirty Fozzie 

When receiving a particularly enthusiastic blowjob from a woman, the 'Waka Waka' sound she makes whilst she attempts to breathe and simultaneously fill her mouth with your meat.
Dude, this chick loves her throat filled, she gave me a Dirty Fozzie and went cross eyed.
Dirty Fozzie by Horrendarse December 30, 2020

Dirty fozzie 

a dirty fozzie is when your lyin in bed horny and force feed a family member ur feces without them knowin and when they realise its feces u get to suck their dick
he gave his mum a dirty fozzie

Dirty Fonzie 

The act of inserting a thumb into the anus during intercourse. Inspired by the Happy Day's character,Arthur Fonzerelli, who was fond of giving the thumbs up and uttering "Aaaaaaa(nus)."
"We were doing it doggy style when Christian decided to give me a dirty fonzie! I felt so violated!!"
Dirty Fonzie by Anala November 13, 2005
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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