Person 1: what do you think is gonna pop up when you look up dirty Elayna in Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: you ain't catchin me slackin
Person 1: damn u too smart
When pooning a birdy the women pisses all over your dick then rubs it all over your gooch and proceeds to rub mozzarella cheese all over your asshole and lick it all out until you can’t shit for a month
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.