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Dirty Albin 

When you helicopter your big black dick to the beat of the songs from Disney classics.
“Is Michael coming to the party?”
“Nah, he can’t make it. There’s a Disney movie marathon on Freeform and he got caught up doing the dirty Albin.”
Dirty Albin by J-Meow June 5, 2020

Dirty Almintoser 

The sexual act of going nose deep inside someone's ass and blowing snot into it, then letting them defecate their load into your mouth. Works very efficiently when you have bad allergies or congestion and you don't a tissue to let it out in.
Jamila: So what kind of kinky shit you tryna do tonight?

Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.

Jamila: Hell yeah, anything for the fam!
Dirty Almintoser by Zyeed April 19, 2019

Dirty Almintoser 

The sexual act of going nose deep inside someone's ass and blowing snot into it, then letting them defecate their load into your mouth. Works very efficiently when you have bad allergies or congestion and you don't a tissue to let it out in.
Jamila: So what kind of kinky shit you tryna do tonight?

Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.

Jamila: Hell yeah, anything for the fam!
Dirty Almintoser by Zyeed April 19, 2019

dirty alaina 

The prime goal of most humans is to be like dirty alaina. She is the best kind of person you could choose to surround yourself with. Beautiful, talented, intelligent, etc.
Damn... I wanna be like dirty Alaina
dirty alaina by Effmeup33 April 15, 2020

Dirty Albino

The sexual act of bleaching your asshole just before defecating on your sexual partner.
Hey Charlie, I was hoping you'd be down for a Dirty Albino tonight. I've got the bleach, q-tips, and rubber sheets ready in the other room!
Dirty Albino by KingAlbie March 3, 2014
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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