Dirty almin

The act of streching someones asshole and puting two racoons in it whilst riding a bike down mount everest into the african american sea.

Boy: hey you wanna dirty almin

WELCOME TO THE GULAG IF YOU SURVIVE YOU ERN YOUR FREEDOME

by IShOwEracoonsUPmyass September 2, 2021

Dirty Albin

When you helicopter your big black dick to the beat of the songs from Disney classics.

“Is Michael coming to the party?”
“Nah, he can’t make it. There’s a Disney movie marathon on Freeform and he got caught up doing the dirty Albin.”

by J-Meow June 5, 2020

Dirty Almintoser

The sexual act of going nose deep inside someone's ass and blowing snot into it, then letting them defecate their load into your mouth. Works very efficiently when you have bad allergies or congestion and you don't a tissue to let it out in.

Jamila: So what kind of kinky shit you tryna do tonight?

Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.

Jamila: Hell yeah, anything for the fam!

by Zyeed April 19, 2019

Dirty Almintoser

The sexual act of going nose deep inside someone's ass and blowing snot into it, then letting them defecate their load into your mouth. Works very efficiently when you have bad allergies or congestion and you don't a tissue to let it out in.

Jamila: So what kind of kinky shit you tryna do tonight?

Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.

Jamila: Hell yeah, anything for the fam!

by Zyeed April 19, 2019

dirty alaina

The prime goal of most humans is to be like dirty alaina. She is the best kind of person you could choose to surround yourself with. Beautiful, talented, intelligent, etc.

Damn... I wanna be like dirty Alaina

by Effmeup33 April 15, 2020

Dirty Albino

The sexual act of bleaching your asshole just before defecating on your sexual partner.

Hey Charlie, I was hoping you'd be down for a Dirty Albino tonight. I've got the bleach, q-tips, and rubber sheets ready in the other room!

by KingAlbie March 3, 2014