Dirty Zerbert

As she performs felatio from behind on the penis that is tucked back between the legs the man fires a cum warning in the form of fart on her forehead

Honey, would you rather go have sushi tonight or stay in for a Dirty Zerbert?

by Unemployed Nugget March 2, 2011

Dirty Zerber

The act of taking a shit on somebody's tummy area and then burying one's face in it and then blowing hard, making a satisfying farting sound.

I took a shit on Fred's tummy, rubbed it in a little and then I pressed my face in it and blew real hard, making a farting sound. Fred giggled. That's what I call giving a Dirty Zerber !!

by TechShopBoyz July 4, 2011