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dirty woodchuck 

A large Ginger bearded land beast.
It likes it eat shrooms and unicorns.
You should have seen Chris last night, he was a real Dirty Woodchuck!
dirty woodchuck by WookieWet May 25, 2021

dirty woodbrey 

When you fuck your girl so far in the ass you break your own wood.
Stan just suffered through a dirty woodbrey
dirty woodbrey by haribo October 25, 2022

dirty wood

It's whene you fuck a girl in the ass and she takes a shit right in the middle of it
You I broke up with my girlfriend

Why

Because I we had some dirty wood

'Dirty J-Wood' 

The act of being so loose and drunk by a person; whereby they feel compelled to take a shit whilst pissed, then inadvertently deciding they need to vomit into the bowl without flushing.

In extreme cases, and in the most traditional form, the 'Dirty J-Wood' is usually completed with a wet dream whilst spooning a rookie of the universities baseball team.
Tiger was at some loose bitches house last night and got so trashed he had a 'Dirty J-Wood' before he passed out.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026