dirty wood

It's whene you fuck a girl in the ass and she takes a shit right in the middle of it

You I broke up with my girlfriend

Why

Because I we had some dirty wood

by Kruptpopcorn May 8, 2016

'Dirty J-Wood'

The act of being so loose and drunk by a person; whereby they feel compelled to take a shit whilst pissed, then inadvertently deciding they need to vomit into the bowl without flushing.

In extreme cases, and in the most traditional form, the 'Dirty J-Wood' is usually completed with a wet dream whilst spooning a rookie of the universities baseball team.

Tiger was at some loose bitches house last night and got so trashed he had a 'Dirty J-Wood' before he passed out.

by Colin_the_mammal22 May 29, 2009

Dirty Woods

The act of screaming I’m an onion Mason while nutting

Beth did a Dirty Woods on Ben

by Mc retard April 9, 2021