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Dirty Vacuum

When you dont wash your penis for about a week and then let a girl "Suck You Up"
Yeah, i didnt wash my shit for about a week, and then she gave me a dirty vacuum.
Dirty Vacuum by Hoos Hoos Samosees December 18, 2005

the dirty vacuum 

occurs when a woman is sucking your dick and you decide to flatulate and as you are doing so she sucks it out of your ass.
Luis P-- ooo that feels so good suck my dick baby!

Random girl- did you just fart? imma suck it out!

Luis P-- yeah baby girl thats "the dirty vacuum!"
the dirty vacuum by Looey P, and Eche February 10, 2010
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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