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Dirty tea 

The act of using soiled linens and under garments found in vacant hotel rooms to then be served in the lobby
Please children try the dirty tea!
Dirty tea by dylan_doebro July 24, 2017

Dirty Tea Bag 

A variation of the Tea Bag where the man faces away from the woman, putting his asshole directly over her face while dipping his nutsack into and out of her mouth.
She loved the smell of my ass so much that she insisted I give her a Dirty Tea Bag every night before bed.

Dirty Tea Bag 

A variation of the Tea Bag where the man faces away from the woman, putting his asshole directly over her face while dipping his nutsack into and out of her mouth.
She loved the smell of my ass so much that she insisted I give her a Dirty Tea Bag every night before bed.

dirty pantie tea

Dirty pantie tea (DPT) is a drink made from soiled female undergarments. The dirty panties are harvested and boiled in water. The resulting liquid is then consumed. Proponents of DPT claim that it has rejuvenative properties; it has been called "the fountain of youth" and "an energy drink" by DPT aficionados. DPT original gangsta BL claims that his prowess with women is a direct result of consuming DPT.
Bransen loves Stephanie's dirty pantie tea.
dirty pantie tea by DPTgansta July 2, 2006

erica's long and dirty ice tea 

ice tea, mandarin vodka, lime juice, and c-up (selection brand 7-up), shaken and served. (note: make sure you shake before adding the c-up)

a.k.a. orgasm in a glass
bar go-er: hey, can i get an erica's long and dirty ice tea?

bartender: sorry we don't serve those here, they're too intensely fantastic for a public venue such as this.

Dirty Teacher 

A teacher that would flirt or have sex with a student. (Often a female)
That the best teacher cuz she a Dirty Teacher
Dirty Teacher by MrStealYoGirl69 February 14, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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