Dirty Spud

The act of performing anal sex, and upon pulling out penis, finding pieces of poo stuck in and round your for skin.

I really wish I didn't eat that much before having anal last night, I gave my partner a dirty spud.

by The brown crusader March 4, 2019

dirty sack of spuds

A man with big upper body and small legs with a shit name like "damo"

Damnian Lang you look like a dirty sack of spuds

by Dirty Pablo September 23, 2017

Dirty Spud

A World LEader

Dirty Spud Released Million Litres Of Semen

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021