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Dirty Shartini 

Is when a guy bangs some spoiled snobby bitches ass and blows his load in her butthole. Immediately after she takes a Martini glass and cum farts in the glass until she accidentally shits out the cum out.
Jahmeir was banging Melissa’s asshole the other night, as Jahmeir creampied her butthole, Melissa grabbed the Martini Glass off the night stand and proceeded to shake up a Dirty Shartini for Jahmeir.
Dirty Shartini by Va Jay Jay Sinz November 22, 2024

Dirtysmart 

DIRTYSMART (DUR-TEE/SMAHRT)

-noun
1. a streetwear brand, clubbers cannot live without in their wardrobe.
-adjective
2. having or displaying fiendish, nocturnal characteristics
WE ARE DIRTYSMART // WE ARE STREETWEAR // WE ARE FIENDS FROM THE CLUB SCENE // WE LIVE FOR THE WEEKEND // WE MAKE MOVES, NOT EXCUSES // WE GO TO CLUBS WITH NO GRAVITY // WE LOVE DARK DESTROYERS // WE EAT KICK DRUMS WITH A SIDE OF BASS // WE WEAR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT // WE DANCE THE FUNKY CHICKEN ON OUR ANNIVERSARY // WE LIKE WINDMILL WIZARDS // WE GO TO NEVER-NEVER LAND // WE DO THE DADA // WE ARE COOLER THAN A POLAR BEARS TOE NAILS // WE BRUSH OUR TEETH TO MUSTARD PIMP // WE FIGHT THE POWER // WE TAKE HER TO THE BACK BY THE HAIR // WE CREATE TO DEMONSTRATE & DOMINATE // WE FLY WITH NO WINGS // WE REACH AND BREACH CREDIT LIMITS // WE LIKE SHARK SPRAY // WE SAY “BLAU”, “BRRRAT" & “BRAP” // WE FLOSS // WE ARE MEMBERS OF THE WOLF PACK // WE ARE THE EYE OF YOUR STORM // WE LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING // WE HAVE AT LEAST 2 AUSTRIAN MATES // WE EAT BANANAS WITH CHAMPAGNE // WE CUT THROUGH HOT KNIVES WITH BUTTER // WE DO AT LEAST ONE THING EVERY DAY THAT SCARES US // WE FOLLOW DREAMS //
WE REJECT THE MAINSTREAM //
WE ARE DIRTYSMART...
Dirtysmart by Dirtysmart South Africa September 21, 2011