Dirty Sergio 

Person who suspiciously only gets laid when traveling abroad, with people of other nationalities, when on trips that do not include anyone from his/her usual group of friends, and leaves no witnesses to the accomplishment.

Hey, have you heard the last Mike's story about when he fucked a Sirian girl in a bathroom in a disco in Istanbul? I think he has Dirty Sergioed us again.

Dirty Sergio by Yeyeboe April 21, 2020

Dirty Sergio 

The act of taking a train for 3 hours to have relations with a girl,

I did a dirty sergio last weekend

Dirty Sergio by Corvexqt June 13, 2023

dirty Sergiu 

When you fuck a fella named Anthony and taste his cum which is suspiciously clear

“Bro I’m gonna give him a dirty sergiu”

“you’re gonna do what?”
“You don’t know what a dirty Sergiu is?”

“No”
“Check out urban dictionary “
“WTF”
Antimony

“Bro I’m gonna give him a dirty sergiu”

“you’re gonna do what?”
“You don’t know what a dirty Sergiu is?”

“No”
“Check out urban dictionary “
“WTF”

dirty Sergiu by Doomfart September 27, 2024

Seriously Dirty Dave 

NOUN:

The act or art of treating the body by massaging to stimulate circulation, relieve tension, and ultimately be seduced into sexual relief by Orgasm.

Verb:

¹ The action Puting all jokes aside, a Seriously Dirty Dave is the process of turning an innocent non erotic massage into an over the top sexual escapade. Where at least for the Masseuse it's a happy ending.

² Art Form of manipulating, manuvering, or skilfully handling a womans body, molding her from a non sexual mental state into a post orgasmic physical being.

Metaphor:

The act in which the "Masseuse" uses his hands to turn an uptight, frigid, or prude Catappiler into a sexually free Butterfly

Joeys mom has been in pain and celibate for years since hurting her back, but yesterday miraculously in 30 mins she was Seiously Dirty Dave'd by her Masseuse and has never been happier.

You can get Dirty Dave'd by someone and end up being disgusted or embarrassed but if your "Seriously Dirty Dave'd" not only would everybody understand, they would be jealous that you were lucky enough to have your life

and body adjusted in such a positive manner.

Seriously Dirty Dave by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 13, 2022