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Same as a Dirty Sanchez, but the shit moustache is smaller. The moustache should be in the style of Adolf Hitler rather than the style of, say, the Cisco Kid.
Nevermind the Dirty Sanchez, bitch, we're in Germany! You're getting a Dirty Schultz!
by Ja$on June 08, 2006
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Sticking your finger in your girlfriend's ass, and wiping the residue on your own upper lip.

Same thing as a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of giving your female partner the shitstache, you give it to yourself.
Tom was about to give Carla a Dirty Sanchez, but go so caught up in the moment, it quickly became a Dirty Schultz instead.
by Cowboymac12 November 02, 2007
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To tell your buddies you are going with them, renig, then go out to try to "one up" them.
Hey bro, where the hell is Dave? I thought he was coming too. Man.... did you just see him drive the other way? Yeah, I was going that way before we stopped here to eat. I thought he just took a wrong turn. He just finished the work I started. I guess he pulled a Dirty Schultz on us.
by A-8.5 November 02, 2010
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