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dirty river 

punching someone in the gut after giving them extremely painful anal sex, causing the to defacate uncontrollably
That no good bitch fucked my brother, so i gave her a dirty river
dirty river by caneface April 5, 2003

Dirty River 

when you take a dump on the back of a girls neck and then piss on it letting the pee run down the spine and over her butt.
Mike asked his date if she wanted to try the dirty river
Dirty River by JerseyDennis July 30, 2010

Dirty river 

Aye bro I heard she got a dirty river
Dirty river by Help 1744 June 24, 2017

Dirty River 

Anal Sex, plain and simple.
See buttsecks
Those two students on the football field bleachers are drifting up the 'ole dirty river.
Dirty River by Specter_pecter June 25, 2006

dirty river 

when one partner defecates in another's mouth so that he/she can give the defecator a blowjob
she was totally incapable of continuing to supply me with dirty rivers after i punched her in the jaw real hard.
dirty river by th9091a August 14, 2009

the dirty river 

"I'm Out The Dirty River, they call it $acramento!!!!
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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