Someone who buys sausages just to peel the skin off to use as a tube for masterbating and then resells the skin to sausage farms to make spicy Dirty Reinos.
I got some Dirty Reinos here to BBQ, but they smell like rotten cum!
Dirty Reimounto is when you have sex with a single mom and then you juststay friends because you don't want to deal with her shit . Extra points if you grab a juse box from the fridge on your way out
He was banging that chick but he pulled a Dirty Reimounto because she was too much drama
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.