Dirty Quincy

The "Dirty Quincy" is the act of, during intercourse, the lady's pet dog (usually a pug) sneaks onto the bed, crawls between the four splayed legs of the humans, and licks the starfish on the male member. This is usually accomplished in the missionary position, but has been know to occur in many other positions as well.

I felt on the verge of an explosive climax, when POW! I got "Dirty Quincy'd" by an all-black pug! Instant flaccidity!

Dirty Quincy by Kaiser Soce November 23, 2011

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Dirty Quince

When a toilet bowl is filled with urine, feces, vomit, blood, and semen before being flushed, all delivered from the same individual. Usually accomplished by lustful bulimic men, who find temporary solace in their sorrowful and lonely lives through self-mutilation. Quince or DQ for short.

Entry for 7.17.08: Caught eye contact with Melissa for a moment at work, before she immediately raised her newly bejeweled hand to her face, signaling the obvious. Her embrace would be lovely, but her subtle rejection stings. I will be forever alone, isolated and cursed on an island drifting in a sea of my own dirty quince, lest this absolute and persistent nightmare of an affliction mercifully abandons me.

Dirty Quince by leave me, mia August 10, 2008

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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