dirty mustache
dirty mustache by Cuntpuntking January 4, 2014
Get the dirty mustache mug.
Dirty Mustache
John: " Ugh! I wish Michael would shave off that dirty mustache!"
Ben: "Just because you can grow facial hair, doesn't always mean you should."
Ben: "Just because you can grow facial hair, doesn't always mean you should."
Dirty Mustache by SuprSaiyanTurry December 26, 2015
Related Words
A Dirty Mustache
Guy 1: how’d your date with Stephanie go last night?
Guy 2: ehh, I was about to go down on her, but she had a dirty mustache and it turned me off
Guy 2: ehh, I was about to go down on her, but she had a dirty mustache and it turned me off
A Dirty Mustache by TheBiggetBitchTaco November 14, 2022
Dirty Teen Mustache
A Dirty Teen Mustache is a mustache that some teenagers thinks looks cool on them, but it doesn't. It's like the kid isn't meant to have a mustache, but he has one anyway. That's called a dirty teen mustache.
bawb: Hey, what's up with the mustache?
John: Oh, right, how's it look :D.
bawb: uh, no. Shave that Dirty Teen Mustache off.
John: Oh, right, how's it look :D.
bawb: uh, no. Shave that Dirty Teen Mustache off.
Dirty Teen Mustache by IOA August 3, 2007
Dirt mustache
A dirt mustache is when you eat a girl's dirty asshole and get residual feces all over your upper lip.
My girlfriend asked me to eat her ass last night and it was dark and when i turned the lights on i had a dirt mustache.
Dirt mustache by RadSpaceman July 13, 2017
Dirty Moustache
Always on a Female, it's when she first notices small bit of fluff on her upper lip, she then shaves it off- not knowing that for life she is going to have a dirty moustache. She will then try to cover it up with some cheap poundshop makeup.
Dirty Moustache by dr_evil123 July 1, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026