Dirty Murph

awful fortnite player not fresh not clean at ALL

hey guys wanna play squads on fortnite?
sure as long as we don’t play with Dirty Murph i’m tryna win

by asherzoooo September 12, 2018

Dirty Murphy

A pint of Guinness with a shot of Jäger dropped in it. An Irish boilermaker. Sometimes referred to as a Soiled Irishman by Scots! Also referred to as an Irish Navy Depth Charge.

Damn it. My boss is such an asshole... I need to get to the pub for a Dirty Murphy.

by Dirty McD February 19, 2013

Dirty Murphy

A whiskey and coke with cigarette ash flicked into the mixture. The ash will sink below the surface and remain hidden. If the drinker doesn't know about the ash and drinks quickly, the ash will shoot into the victims mouth.

Drinker: Try a sip of this Dirty Murphy.
Victim: Okay.

Later

Victim: I still have ash in my teeth from that Dirty Murphy.

by TheDirtyMurphy January 24, 2011

dirty murphed

when a grotesque, unpleasant man by the name of murphy is drunk off his ass and has succeeded to get in the pants of one of his targets.

"DAMN did you get dirty murphed last night???!!"
"shit I may have been black out fo dat"

"Why is she is she in the hospital??"
"She got dirty murphed.....she needa get that shit checked out"

by almostdirtymurphedgurl January 3, 2013

Dirty Murphy

When someone uses a straw to suck a fart out of a hookers asshole

Omg did he just do a dirty murphy? That guy is crazy af

by Gluemonkey April 19, 2018

Dirty Murphy

The act of pouring Guiness in a woman's ass, and then drinking it with a straw.

I got drunk last night on a couple of dirty murphy's!

by Crickett6969 February 11, 2008

dirty murphy

like a dirty o'brien, but using King Edwards

James O'Hanrahan was fresh out of Jersey's, so he improvised the dirty o'brien, as she was a very accommodating chav

by Woolfy January 7, 2005