Dirty Murph
hey guys wanna play squads on fortnite?
sure as long as we don’t play with Dirty Murph i’m tryna win
sure as long as we don’t play with Dirty Murph i’m tryna win
Dirty Murph by asherzoooo September 12, 2018
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Dirty Murphy
A pint of Guinness with a shot of Jäger dropped in it. An Irish boilermaker. Sometimes referred to as a Soiled Irishman by Scots! Also referred to as an Irish Navy Depth Charge.
Dirty Murphy by Dirty McD February 19, 2013
Dirty Murphy
A whiskey and coke with cigarette ash flicked into the mixture. The ash will sink below the surface and remain hidden. If the drinker doesn't know about the ash and drinks quickly, the ash will shoot into the victims mouth.
Drinker: Try a sip of this Dirty Murphy.
Victim: Okay.
Later
Victim: I still have ash in my teeth from that Dirty Murphy.
Victim: Okay.
Later
Victim: I still have ash in my teeth from that Dirty Murphy.
Dirty Murphy by TheDirtyMurphy January 24, 2011
dirty murphed
when a grotesque, unpleasant man by the name of murphy is drunk off his ass and has succeeded to get in the pants of one of his targets.
"DAMN did you get dirty murphed last night???!!"
"shit I may have been black out fo dat"
"Why is she is she in the hospital??"
"She got dirty murphed.....she needa get that shit checked out"
"shit I may have been black out fo dat"
"Why is she is she in the hospital??"
"She got dirty murphed.....she needa get that shit checked out"
dirty murphed by almostdirtymurphedgurl January 3, 2013
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Dirty Murphy by Gluemonkey April 19, 2018
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