dirty money

Profit from the sale of narcotics, prostitution, guns, or other illegal activities. Money that needs to be laundered.

Don't put your dirty money in the bank or else the IRS will get you like they got Capone.

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

Dirty Money

A term used to describe an event, person, place, or thing that is/was disturbing, awkward, outlandish, wild, or not socially acceptable.

Also a ‘super fly’ gangster slang term with similar application, although used more liberally applying to normal things/everything as well.

>So he says he'll get its right back to me, but I know Eric is really unreliable
>>Man, thats some dirty money! I hope you don't expect to see your Tenga Egg again!

>Oh no! I just saw Eric kissing his sister~ thats some dirty freaking money!

>Yo Q, I heard you were spitting fire in the studio the other night, Thats dirty money!

>>You know it mang!

>Those rims are dirty money baby

by Big Uke March 21, 2010

dirty money

a phrase used by homosexual meatheads who suck the muscle supplements out of eachothers cocks. typically they say it when they listen to gay ass wiz khalifa shit and bust all over eachothers triceps

thats dirty money.

the money is dirty.

by B16 P1MP1N June 21, 2011

dirty money

The money taken out of your ass

Last year, Jimmy Williams was caught with dirty money. Dirty, because it was up his butt.

by Dick D. Dick November 19, 2020

dirty z money

This is a man that has harnessed the power of all beards everywhere and his musk is more powerful than the scent of sex panther. This man flooded Cardi B’s basement so hard she needed the bucket and the mop, causing the phenomenon known as the WAP.

“Why are there panties soaked all over the ground? Oh because Dirty Z Money just walked through here.”

by Wheely B December 3, 2020

dirt money

Money made from the sale of dirt cookies in Haiti.

Ex: Sam Blake Anderson wishes he could leave Ernest W. Seaholm and go to Haiti and make some dirt money.

by mr.scotty911 May 28, 2008

Dirty Mondy

When you win at street fighter at the same time a girl is sucking you off, so you cum so hard it forms a vacuum in the tip of your cock that implodes pulling all your internal fluids and organs out of your body in a massive shot.

it took weeks to deep clean his room after he pulled a Dirty Mondy.

by Imma be honest I made this up March 7, 2022