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Dirty Moises

Dirty Moises is when a sexy guy wants something unmentionable in bed. Like taking it up the ass or anal beads in his urethra
patrica: I almost hooked up with a hot guy but he wanted a dirty Moises
by Urbandichead12 April 16, 2020
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Having sex with a girl that is on her period.
John was not discouraged by the fact that his girlfriend is on the rag and performed the dirty moses.
by archibole sans January 11, 2008
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Dirty Moses

When three guys are peeing in urinals and the two guys on the outside piss on the guy in the middle.

Moses parted the ocean and then closed it on the bad guys.
Guys, I just got hit with a dirty Moses and now I smell.

I think we should hit this guy with a dirty Moses.
by TaquavionTavuis March 1, 2022
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Dirty Moses

1. The act of doing someone wrong with the full intent of screwing them over to an unfathomable degree.

2. Trolling someone with the end result being that they are left in a substantially worse position than before.
"did you hear that Josh took a dump in the foil liners of Matthew's stove top?"
"oh shit! That's dirty Moses"
by Heeeydevon July 14, 2022
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